Calendar Man

Ooooooooooh, this guy! I know him you must be thinking. WELL YA DONT! Listen to this...

There once was a page that wanted to be put to good use so he asked his owner to make a calendar. He spent days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days staring at. He wanted to become a calendar but he could only become a man so he made himself a man and then he stuck peices of the calendar he was looking at for days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days and days onto himself. Then batman said he was an idiot (true) and he devoted himself to becoming "Calendar Man" and KILLING batman. Sorry about that I love DC (better than marvel if you ask me) and I think Calendar Man is pretty cool.